hikin' dyke

Dear hikin' dyke

Should I assume, then, that you have already negotiatied the throwing of one's partner against trees as the preferred body slam method for everyone involved? Not, say, on the ground, or against the vehicle, rock, stump, etc ... Are you sure she is ready for a true, hard, tree slam? That's a serious move, and could cost you the game if she's more of a dirt and spit wrestling kinda grrl and has no fondness for rebounding 'tween you and the flora of your choice.

If, however, it's all ready other than the actual aesthetic and/or sensational qualities of the tree (obviously, we hope it will be sensational ... but i'm actually referring to taste, touch, smell and feel here, which, as every truly dirty girl knows, are the root of the scene) and so you should consider these things: Will she be biting or otherwise actually tasting the tree? Will she have her nose rubbed into the bark, or slammed against your collarbone during this slamming session? Not that you have to overplan, mind you, but it's good to think of all your options ... one other thing, dear reader -- I don't know what part of the country this little slam fest is occuring in, so I'm really stumped for an answer that is specific enough. how about this: you go put together a little more info and get back to me, and I won't chide you any further this issue.

Fondly

Ms. Butch

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