hikin' dyke

Dear hikin' dyke

I'm so glad you took the time to do the research, and that you are brave enough to come back and ask me for further feedback. Michigan trees? hum ... wouldn't happen to be headin' out Festival way, now would you? of course you would ... what better place to find freaky grrls who like being tied to trees, and the trees to do just that! However, there is a slight flaw in your plan ... despite your obvious good intents in not wanting to damage the trees, there is no rope now made that will absolutely not damage the bark when the grrl in question squirms and strains and throws herself around, as they are wont to do.

At the same time as she is throwing bark fragments around, she is also tightening any and all knots you've put in the rope to hold her there, thereby making it impossible to free her without cutting through the ropes themselves. Somehow, even though this involves sacrificing a good rope, I suspect you would have no real complaint about cutting someone free in that manner. so, the only problems remaining are the aforementioned bark fragments, and the possiblity that the tied up grrl (mentioned above) will misunderstand you intents as you approach her, struggling, with knife in hand ... Ms. Butch is all for a mind fuck, don't get me wrong, just make sure they like that brand of fuck if you wanna bring 'em back for a second round.

Now, back to the tree (likely the only one involved who needs an outside advocate). If you truly want to avoid any damage, consider using a tree that is already dead ... already fallen down is a good choice, and be sure to check for bees ... that would be nonconsensual all around. you can also make attempts at padding the tree in question w/ blankets, a tarp, a yoga mat -- they've all been tried, believe me, but you'll find something that works for you. Another option is to string a web between several trees, and tie the grrl to that -- the strain is more widely distributed, and she may even admire your handiwork enough to stand still. Best of luck to you in all your bondage & foliage endeavors!

Fondly

Ms. Butch

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